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"But as long as a man has the strength to dream he can redeem his soul and fly"- Elvis Presley "If I Can Dream" <3

I'm Alyssa. 17. I don't expect people to follow me or whatever. I just do this to pass the time and to express myself, I guess. Don't expect to be entertained. I have no real rhyme or reason or theme to this blog. I just kinda post whatever I like which is mostly my unhealthy obsessions with Adam Sandler, Elvis, Seth MacFarlance, and Black Veil Brides

That awkward moment when your dad gets modeling jobs for everyone in the house but me…

Sorry for being an ugly mother fucker.

7 hours ago
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But go on and take it, take it all with you; don’t look back at this crumbling fool
kinda how i feel now that highschool is over&#8230;

kinda how i feel now that highschool is over…

(Source: kid-hipster, via thatfunnyblog)

23 hours ago
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Why am I still alive? I’m a disgrace.

5 days ago
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Urggg I hate my own ass!

5 days ago
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Dear yearbook people,

Thank you for not picking the picture I selected as my senior photo. Now everyone will remember me as Michael Jackson’s ugly cousin. -___-

Love always, Alyssa

1 week ago
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